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NASA announced that its
Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in
a Martian cave.
According to an official press release two giant stone slabs
the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis
Mons, a large mountain.
Upon one tablet is a copy of
the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written
in 12 languages – including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On
the other tablet is a simple message in English reading “I am real.”
According to top scientists who have studied the discovery
extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as
the one true religion.
“This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, an Australian
researcher working for NASA’s Mars Exploration Program. “We went into the cave
looking for water, and we found proof of God’s existence instead.
“I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there’s not a single
atheist inside NASA’s control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping.”
Genesis 1:1
NASA’s Curiosity rover arrived
on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate
and geology for signs for habitability.
Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery
of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was
once suitable for life.
However the tablets, both of which are signed “Peace and Love
– Yahweh,” represent the rover’s most significant find to date, and is perhaps
the most important scientific event in history.
“When people find out about this, they will demand change in
our society,” explains a political scientist at Georgetown University.
“Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build more
churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be
illegal within a few months.”
Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the
Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.
“Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian,
they might not even pick up this story,” he explains. “But God is real. We have
proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth.”
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